Dear Pittsburgh, We're tied bitches. Love Jimmah.

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Three points from clinching a playoff spot with five games left.

One point out of fifth, with two m'er f'ing games at hand.

Five points(!!!) out of fourth, with a game at hand.

Six out of the division lead, having played one more game.

If we were in what truely is the Leastern Division, we'd be tied for 3rd with those bitches from Pittsburgh, one point out of second.

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The Wings have a dominating Zetterberg, Dangle Dangle on fire, a Mule who's as good as Rick Nash, and a Unibomber who now kills other teams goalies with his stick and cheats with his skates.  I love that man. Nevermind the best 3rd and 4th lines in the league.  Yup, I said it.

Oh yeah, don't forget the best defenseman in the league in The Perfect Human, the best defensemen in the world (at least during the Olympics) in our team accountant, Mr. Rafalski, CPA.  And, oh, don't you forget our Homing Missle, #55 and our Swedish Meatball of Confusion, the only man who's brain can bleed for a year and not die, Lil-ja.

And this in net.

Mikey likey.

Bring it bitches.

HER HUSBAND...HER ROOM...AND ANOTHER WOMAN

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A few days ago, someone, unprovoked mind you, called me out in advance in finding a poster to use for the Columbus Blue Jackets.  Well, I hope that you weren't assuming that the Franzen/Nash paint job wasn't the only thing I was working on in my spare moments today.  Because though this may not be my best work, I think it turned out pretty well:

April 1st: Columbus Blue Jackets @ Detroit Red Wings

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The Detroit Red Wings have been in a state of flux after axing  Rick Nash and the Columbus Blue Jackets during a first round series last year, witnessed by everyone in Ohio. While trying to renew ties with Ohio, who is now quickly losing interest in the all but doomed team, heads begin to roll again. Is Detroit repeating their past?

I could be going to this game...I have a buddy who offered me a ticket, for Saturday's game too.  But I suppose I've gone to a fair share of regular season games (on two different continents) and I need to find a place to get married next June.  So I'm headed out west, sucka.

Enjoy the game tonight...let's keep this thing rolling.

2009/2010 NOHS Blogging Awards

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As we've always done here at NOHS, today is the day that we give out the coveted NOHS Blogging Awards for the 2009-2010 hockey season.  It has been a great year, and I'd like to congratulate the winners in advance.  Trust me, you've earned it.

(NOHS waiver  - this was not written by Drew, he's too classy for this.)

Most Journalistic Blogger - Pinky from Hockey Wilderness

As noted on both this site and A2Y, Pinky, from very solid Hockey Wilderness blog exudes nothing but class and intregity.  If all bloggers were like this man, we would all have hockey credentials, just like Pinky himself.  He's a writer that lessor blogs such as A2Y and Winging it Motown should remember before sitting down to write a post, as he'd never take shots at someone who's suffering due to the national recession.  Plus he knows when to quit a discussion, and would never pretend to threaten a lawsuit and play the victim just so the beat-down would end. No, that's too classy for someone who will only drink a frosty beverage is with his pinky out in full salute.

As a busy hockey journalist fighting for us all, he proves he is even more of a role-model volunteering at the local Home Depot when he is not doing his investigative reporting.  Detroit bloggers everywhere are so impressed they've taken to renaming the Wild after the man himself.  If that isn't an honor, I don't know what is.

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Least Over-Reacting Site - Adrian Dater (On Twitter...mostly)

Mr. Dater, while a journalist, you really missed your calling as a blogger.  You work for a paper that strangely doesn't seem to care what you do.  But you know, really, what harm can getting into a pissing match with a blogger, one day announce to the world that you are quitting twitter, only for that to last around, oh, 24 hours before you reappeared in all your glory.   Even though you've shown almost all the signs of a blogger, the one thing that does set you apart is your ability to really look at the situation at hand and not overreact, like a stupid blogger would.  Last night was a perfect example, even though the Avs lost, your twitter was the model of calm collective thoughts that a journalist's should be.  Here's a glimpse:

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Oh wait...he's not level-headed at all!  Ah hell with it.  This one's just filler anyways.

Blog of the Year - The Puck Stops Here

Here's to you, Mr. Puck Stops Here, for presenting us with a, ELITE daily blog we can always rely on to enlighten us with your statistical analysis.  Each morning, I wake up, grateful that I now know who you feel is the current Lady Bing Trophy leader is.   And it was you sir, who nearly ended world hunger and figured out how to get runaway Toyotas to stop accelerating with your incredible use of the Corsi stat.  You've shown how this stat makes watching and playing the game obsolete, as you can find out anything you want simply by looking at this perfect little numeral.  I tremble each day at the anticipation when you will announce the exact moment in time you feel that Paul Kariya has earned his spot in the Hockey Hall of Fame.  

Never afraid to rely on his own opinions as fact, Mr. PSH has shown us that it's a waste of time to use actual analysis when one could simply state a conclusion, and then back it up, daringly, with that very same conclusion.  Of course, during these insightful discussions, he never forgets to stress how much smarter he is than everyone else, the bedrock of a good blog.

And who can forget his creativity as shown by:  "Hershey Bears Take Over AHL Scoring Race," "New Selke Leader," or everyone's favorite, "My Team Canada Selections," where PSH boldly took a stance that he's watched more hockey games than Steve Yzerman, which obviously makes him a better GM.  Not many people have the sack to make that claim, but the great PSH stepped up and called out the so-called "Captain," a move that can only help everyone in blogging community gain respect from the mainstream.  Take a look for yourself and marvel at his greatness:

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This sort of stuff is why I read the internets.

PSH, your willingness to accept constructive criticism shows your openness to other's ideas and makes your site all the better.  But most of all, it's your incredible sense of humor that really makes your blog stand out as the Blog of the Year.  It's one that makes even the great Triple Deke Tyler cry himself to sleep, while mumbling to himself about moving to a place where no wifi can be found (probably most of Detroit would work).  I often find myself laughing hysterically when reading your posts, a talent that so very few bloggers posses.

So while I hope you enjoy your NOHS Blog of the Year Award, Puck Stops Here, I know this sort of recognition won't mean that much to someone like you.  Because as cool as you seem online, you probably have even more friends in real life.

(Note:  I actually do think the Hockey Wilderness is a solid blog (minus one waste of life) and it is refreshing to see a journalist actually speak his mind.  And remember, I never said I had class.)

Franzen vs Nash

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According to the Detroit News, Babcock is planning on matching up Johan Franzen with notorious Wing-killer, Rick Nash.

"It will be a good challenge for Mule.  He's going to have to play without the puck tonight. It's important for us and important for him to be able to handle that situation." --Mike Babcock

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This could get ugly.

 

Sunny Miami's Preview of DET vs CBJ

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Kinda feels like Florida weather in Michigan today, so why not see what the sunshine state thinks of our game against the BJ's tonight?

From the Miami Herald...

The Red Wings are 2-0-1 versus the Blue Jackets this season and have won eight of the last 12 meetings, including five of the last six played at Detroit. The Blue Jackets did earn a victory in the last meeting on Dec. 28 behind a 34- save shutout by Steve Mason.

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Jimmy Howard made 39 saves for the Red Wings in that one and has a 0.98 goals- against average and .968 save percentage in the three games versus Columbus this season.

Basically, Jimmy owns Columbus.  And last year, Ozzie owned Columbus in the play-offs.  So really, WE own Columbus.

Though Mason did post a shutout over the Red Wings in the teams' last meeting, he was also rocked for eight goals on 27 shots in a 9-1 home defeat versus the Red Wings on Nov. 11. Mason is just 20-23-8 with a 3.13 GAA and .898 save percentage in 54 games this season after winning the Calder Trophy as the NHL's top rookie last year.

So maybe we give the Rookie of the Year award to Tuuka Rask, eh?

Are We Too Good for T-Shirt Gimmicks?

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Detroit, like many other teams around the league hands out free, fairly low quality shirts at some play-off games.  But unlike some teams like....

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The white-out in Phoenix...

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(Most) idiots in Pittsburgh...

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(Most) Flyer fans in Philly...

...and this is the one I find most impressive:

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The sea of red in Calgary (even the cheapskates who don't get names/numbers on the backs of their jerseys).

Red Wings fans never seem to really embrace the whole "wearing a cheap t-shirt over my jersey" kind of thing.  Plus, unlike the folks in Calgary, we have a lot of people who are still holding onto the white jerseys of old instead of getting a new home red jersey.

They handed out those unfortunate "The beard is back" shirts last year, but I don't think many were too proud to put them on.  Most of the other teams seem to dish out simple shirts with the team logo on them.  If the Wings did something like this, with red or white shirts, would we go for it in Detroit?  Obviously, if you have a red jersey and the t-shirt is read, you could leave the jersey on and vice versa with white.

Or is the whole thing just a stupid gimmick and below the Detroit standard?

Babcock's Greatest Season?

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Greg Eno, of Madison Heights, submitted a column to the Detroit Free Press, and they thought it was good enough to be published.  Greg gives his opinions of the strange mannerisms of the great NHL hockey coach:

When he stands behind the bench, he always looks as if he's trying to remember if he left the stove on and seems to have to go to the bathroom.

He talks about characteristics of Scotty Bowman:

Bowman, a legendary coach with nine Stanley Cup rings, had a lockjaw and the posture of a British Beefeater. It could be Game 7 of the Cup Finals and with Bowman, you'd find more emotion on a frog.

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And about our Uncle Mike:

He always looks like he can't find his keys.  Babcock has the typical face of a former hockey player: chiseled, scarred, the texture of leather. His hair is unkempt and his clothes fit him like a paper doll's.

While I disagree outright about the the unkempt hair and I don't know what paper doll clothing fits like anyway, but here is the crux of what Greg was getting at when talking about Mike Babcock:

His greatest season wasn't in 2008, when he brought the Cup back to Detroit. It wasn't last year, when he nearly did it again.  This is his greatest season. Babcock should get the Jack Adams Award for coach of the year.

We all know that Dave Tippet is winning the Jack Adams award this year.  If getting Detroit a Stanley Cup in 2008 wasn't good enough, if getting them within one game of repeating as champs wasn't good enough, what chance does Babcock have of finishing 5th in the Conference (maybe) regardless of how they do in the play-offs?  Meanwhile you have the NHL-owned Phoenix franchise and Gary wants them to get as much good press as possible...it's a lock.

A few things to consider about Mike Babcock this season:

  1. We currently sit 6th in the Conference even though we've lost the second most man games of any other team in the NHL...the only team that has more, is ranked 30th.
  2. He made the decision to ride the rookie goalie instead of the aged veteran, and that rookie is top 4 in save percentage and goals-against average.
  3. Responded well to the "get Gold or die" pressure during thte Olympics...and he delivered (not NHL criteria per se, but something to consider)
  4. Solidified two solid scoring lines by switching Val Filppula over to the wing with Zetterberg and Bertuzzi

You can leave as many pros and cons as you want.  But I think it's worth discussing...

Hey Chicago, We're Gunning for Ya

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NOHS regular reader, Ansar Khan(!) just so happened to notice what I noticed earlier today.  That we now find ourselves only 6 points behind our little brothers in Chicago...coincidence?  You make the call.

The difference between Khan(!) and myself; he gets full access to players and staff:

“I’m not worrying about that, just worrying about playing better.  I tell you the same boring stuff every year at this time. We got to get our game ready. For the playoffs, it looks like we’re going to have a shot if we continue to play good, and then we want to be a real good team."--Mike Babcock

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But why shouldn't be the goal for Detroit to catch Chicago for the Central Division crown?  Chicago is playing like crap right now and we're on the biggest roll of the season.  Had we have been this healthy (poor Kirk) for the entirety of the 2009-2010 regular season, who knows what the Central would look like right now.

It was supposed to be Chicago's year...and they were proving everyone right.  Until Detroit found its game, that is.  Now it's looking like they might limp into the the play-offs and Detroit is coming down the stretch like Charlie Weiss heading for the buffet line.

I'm telling you, we keep this run up and we might be in for a real dandy come the last game of the season...and it would be absolutely mind-blowingly aweseomesauciness if it comes to that game.

In other news, The Namesakes and J-Willz both sat out of practice today.  Helmer apparently has a bruised foot and Williams pulled a muscle of some sorts.

Here's what The Namesake had to say about his injured foot:

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“It was painful, but it wasn’t that bad.  As soon as I took off the skate, it started swelling up and hurting. Just took the day off, make sure I don’t make it any worse. Should be fine tomorrow."

It happened in the corner early in the first.  He's a man of few words.  But Nicole, Social Networking Coordinator for the Detroit Red Wings, told me that she and Darren had a discussion about this very site at some point this year.

Nicole: So what do you think about that blog named after you, The Nightmare on Helm Street?

The Namesake: **laughs** Oh, my mother would be so proud.

Coolness.

The REAL March Madness

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...is Detroit's record in the third month of 2010.  Check this out:

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12-2-1 in 15 games played.

That's a fine 'how do ya do?' if I do say so myself.  Best March ever?  Quite possibly.  Now I hate to link to my own site (forgive me, VooX, for I have sinned) but I want to revisit my post from March 1st entitled "Beware the Ides of March" and pick a few significant things I had to say amidst the complaining about ESPN and college basketball.

Like this...

For the first time in a long time, Detroit starts this March outside of a play-off spot.  This will, one way or another, be one of the most significant "Marches" in recent Red Wings history.

So just a month ago, we weren't even sure if we were going to make the friggin' play-offs.  Now, we're waiting to see which poor team is going to face us in the first round.

And how about this one...

Get ready for a disasterous or otherwise glorious month of March, Red Wings fans.  And prepare yourself for frustration. 

Glorious month confirmed.  Frustration?  Only at times.

"Keep 'er rollin' guys."  ABC...Always Be Closin'.

The Race is On

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Yes, my friends, the race for 5th place in the Western Conference is tighter than Chris's shirt was at Herm to Hockeytown (those who were there know what I'm talking about).  There were a couple games that influenced the three horse race that's shaping up.  I got so wrapped up in the whole going to the game thing last night that I didn't even realize Nashville was playing LA last night...smelled like a three point game didn't it?

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  • TBL vs CBJ - A Western Conference team defeated and Eastern Conference team?  You MUST be joking...oh wait, the East sucks.  Let's move on.
  • EDM vs DET - Thank you, Brad Stuart.  And Lilja scored?  What the---?
  • CHI vs STL - Um...anybody else notice that we're only 6 points behind Chicago now?  Not quite the Central domination it was shaping up to be.  Who knows what implications that final game just might have...
  • LAK vs NSH - Thank the good lord this didn't get to OT.  On one hand the team behind us gained ground, but on the other hand the team ahead of us didn't.  Like I said, "hmm".
  • PHX vs VAN - We're not catching Phoenix and nobody is catching Vancouver in the Northwest.  So who cares?  Well we do, if we face Vancouver in the first round because they are lights out at home.

And with that in mind, we take a look at the standings...

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Two games in-hand on Nashville and only a point behind?  Yeah, I'll take that.  Los Angeles managed to defeat Bubba last night with their 3rd string goalie who was just recalled when the back-up went down.  Back-to-back nights NOT seeing the starting goaltender?  Must be nice, Bubba.  Too bad you blew it.  At home.  Ouch.

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