Nyquist had an interesting week, didn't he? A goal, a demotion, a promotion, a scratch and so on. But I bet you don't know how it all went down, do you? Aside from the Red Wings celebrating realignment, take a look at a typical day in the life of Gustav Nyquist.
Satire after the jump:
Best part was KH promising to get a sniper, saying he was kidding, and Babcock saying he'd bench him anyway. It would be even more hilarious if this weren't 100% accurate.
Please keep doing these. They're hilarious! Also, I was kinda hoping Pavel's keyboard would've got stuck again.