By now you're well aware that the Detroit Red Wings have signed former Western Michigan University defenseman Danny DeKeyser. What you may not know is just how sought-after he was. GMs from around the league tried their best to convince DeKeyser that their team would be the best fit. Since DeKeyser is so young, traditional means of recruitment were tossed out the window as the GMs turned to social media to win his favor.
The trade deadline is minutes away and it appears the Wings may be doing nothing, so we'll leave you with this.
After the jump, how the Wings got DeKeyser:
'And don't call me "Nicky" ever again, or i'll poke check you in the dick a thousand times". I lost my shit.