1. 60 minutes of Red Wings hockey
B. At least one powerplay goal
III. NO penalty shots against.
Why Blades of Steel? Why does the player at the blue line have the same dimensions as the goalie 64 feet away?!?
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Josh peered into his crystal ball and put Conklin on today's poster. Well, according to Khan(!) - the Wings are indeed whipping out their huge Conk.
That's right, Ty Conklin will go for his first win since his first start back on October 8th. Yeah, I would say three months since his last win would make him over due. Jimmy will have to wait to try again for 100th win. I personally like the fact that Jimmy is resting after a tough loss last night to Toronto...but dammnit, Ty - you need to show us something tonight, okay? Please?
Let's do this tonight, boys. Game is on Versus NBC Sports Network which means we're going to have to put up with "Edzo" and Mike Commodore's favorite plug...but at least us transplants in Chicago don't have to listen to their annoying play-by-play guy...I'll take Doc Emerick any day of the week.
And Khan(!) got on Twitter...time to hop on the bus, NOHS Chris.
Behold Blades of Steel in all its 8-bit glory! All I ever did in that game was get into fights lol. On to business though, Conk looked like he has in the first period, but holy crap; he actually can play goalie, as illustrated for the next forty minutes. Good job Conk, now keep it up!
With two straight games of freebie penalty shots to the other team, there was irrefutable and clear evidence for an automatic penalty shot that should have been awarded to the Red Wings. Was it? Of course not. Puck's loose in __________'s crease (anyone playing DRW)? Everyone's a goalie!
Doc is miles less annoying than Pat Foley, yet living in Chicago we can never escape Edzo.
Amazing poster by the way, best Will Ferrell movie in my book
As sad as this is to say, I would be happy with "B." being revised to just getting a Power Play. 2 games with one PP. No PP in Chi-town at least since Stevie Y was drafted. Zebras are killing us.