Turns out a few of the Predators like to play Ping Pong. Turns out Todd Bertuzzi doesn't like to share with people who think it's funny to assault his teammates.
I like to imagine it went something like this:
That would have been a great #webering pic. Bert webering Weber's face into a wall while beating him with a ping-pong paddle.
Good thing they weren't drinking out of the fountain or something, I bet Bert'd punch them in the gut 'til they spat the water out then say, "You want water. Drink it outta your own fountain."
Bertuzzi, you are my hero.