Clerks

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jaysilentbobWe come to it at last.

The great battle of our age.

And this is only the beginning.

Right now, our boys are gearing up and getting their minds ready to take on the Nashville Predators in Game One of the Western Conference Quarter Finals.  It was a roller coaster season...with ups and downs and streaks and injuries.  It all gets thrown out the window.

The puck drops soon.

The poster after the jump.

Here is what Head of the NOHS Graphics Art Department Josh Howard cooked up for you in his first ever post-season poster:

Clerks1

"Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you" - tagline from the movie Clerks.  Well the Red Wings serve us...AND they like us too.  Know what they don't like?  Playing hockey in Tennessee...no one does.  When asked what Mike Babcock thought about showing up to the rink in Nashville:

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

The series should have started in Detroit.  Nothing we can do about it now except send this series back to the Joe up 2-0 with a bunch of astounded media pundits.

Let the haters hate.  Let the doubters doubt.  This team has a destiny...and it starts fulfilling it tonight.

LGRW.
96 comments
Wings43
Wings43

I had a lot of beers to try to numb this pain but I'm not sure it's working...I hope Helm isn't to serious but it doesn't look/sound good :( I hope the refs get their heads out of their asses for game 2 and the rest of the red wings step it up. I have faith and I'll never stop believing until the last buzzer sounds on the last game. hopefully that last game ends with the cup in our hands. 12 in 12 5 for 5! lets get it together!

Tnhgeno
Tnhgeno like.author.displayName 1 Like

Weber hit is getting national attention...Thank you NBC!

brandik1313
brandik1313

Wow..This game was pretty much a textbook example of a clusterfuck. Normally, I try to refrain from swearing too much on these posts, but damn near everything about this game got under my skin. The refs should be drawn and quartered, and whatever sliver of respect I had for Nashville is completely obliterated. Shea Weber deserves a method of torture so heinous that it would make the Spanish Inquisition look like afternoon fucking tea.

D.M.N
D.M.N like.author.displayName 1 Like

@brandic1313 ... Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!.... Brazen bull for sure

AndyInBaltimore
AndyInBaltimore

First: Shanny has got to give Weber at least one game for that blatant attempt to injure Z.

Second: Could Brian Engblom possibly say "up the gut" more times in one game?

 

Game 2: LGRW!!!

AndyInBaltimore
AndyInBaltimore

P.S. Please let Helm's injury be non-serious and get him back for game 2.

P.S.S. Thanks to Philly for coming back late in the game and completely pwning rosby and the penguins.

AndyInBaltimore
AndyInBaltimore

Sorry, I think its supposed to be PPS, whatever, beers and shots and such, what are ya gonna do?

 

drw91
drw91

I hear Helm is in emergency surgery right now..

D.M.N
D.M.N

@drw91 Maybe they can replace his cement hands with some flesh ones while they're at it... I know it's no time to joke like that... But I'm in a bad place right now...

drw91
drw91

 @D.M.N  @drw91 I too make jokes like that.. but it's a real blow to our postseason hopes.

Red_Wings-Devilmasta
Red_Wings-Devilmasta

 @drw91  @D.M.N Well let us see if conner can help fill that void should helm be too bad to continue.... or maybe eaves can get some good luck and get his head to stop keeping him out. 

Red_Wings-Devilmasta
Red_Wings-Devilmasta

Now we need to see how helm is and hopefully it is just stitches and he can come back soon. Need to also get conner in as well. We need some heart like helm in this team. Emmerton isnt that.

drw91
drw91

 @Red_Wings-Devilmasta you don't rush to the hospital for just stitches.. I sure hope I'm wrong

Red_Wings-Devilmasta
Red_Wings-Devilmasta

 @drw91 Dude I just hope that after the Modano thing and helm being so important to the team they played on the cautious side. I just want hope because that would be a huge loss.

drw91
drw91

5-on-fucking-3.. well?

drw91
drw91

well, we had a ton of chances, it just not going in. Bad ice too

NOHS Drew
NOHS Drew

Calling Johan Franzen...time to become play-off Mule.

Tnhgeno
Tnhgeno

TRAPEZOID?!?! JESUS

drw91
drw91

 @Tnhgeno yeah, I've noticed that too. Different set of rules for Nashville. Are you surprised though?

Jay Argentina
Jay Argentina

 @drw91  @Tnhgeno I usually try and say it was just something missed, but Rinne was so far out of the trapezoid it wasn't close. I am trying to figure out how Bourque's boarding only got 2 minutes. But it comes down to this.. They know they got out played. They know luck got them a win tonight, and luck will not win them the series. You add in that game 2 could begin with two players that had a huge role in game one sitting in the press box, well I am excited for the game. 

drw91
drw91

have to insert Goose for game 2 and have to win it. Game 1 is not over, though

ThroatShot
ThroatShot

 @drw91 Should have had Goose in for Game 1........ Anyway, I would say there is no way he stays out of the lineup for Game 2.

NOHS Drew
NOHS Drew

Helm to the hospital.

drw91
drw91

 @NOHS Drew yeah, I hope it's not Modano-2, but I'm afraid so. Could be out for season. If they just would let him come back for Game 2, as planned...

Red_Wings-Devilmasta
Red_Wings-Devilmasta

 @drw91  @NOHS Drew already said I hoped it isnt like modano.... however on that play you cannot say him waiting wouldve done much .... he is really important for this team. And he has heart so no matter what he is going to be there for the team. 

NOHS Drew
NOHS Drew like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @drw91 Yeah and if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon...

Matthew_ruta
Matthew_ruta

I just don't understand how that boarding call wasn't a double minor. On white

Red_Wings-Devilmasta
Red_Wings-Devilmasta

 @Matthew_ruta he lost his balance .... I felt it was a good call.... one of the few that were..... but with these calls I am surprised it wasnt more too.

NOHS Drew
NOHS Drew like.author.displayName 1 Like

Whew...two beauties from Nashville...at least the refs are calling it right down the middle.

drw91
drw91

I say it hopeless.. bogus calls one after another.. it'll be impossible not to lose

NOHS Drew
NOHS Drew

12 out of 30 minutes played killing penalties...

Little_One
Little_One

This is getting absolutely ridiculous. But Mickey is cracking me up.

ThroatShot
ThroatShot

Lions need to sign Mike Fisher. That dude can tackle with the best of 'em. Not only that, but he steals your stick after making a tackle and then lays on it. After all the stupid friggin calls so far, that didn't earn a raised arm?!?

NOHS Drew
NOHS Drew

 @ThroatShot Crowd's reaction to Fisher raping Datsyuk: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

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