Of course, Evgeni Nabokov is long gone. Hell, we even tried to sign him this season. But Jumbo Joe takes his spot on this poster (notice the detail I went into on those smaller pics).
Speaking of predictable scapegoats...everyone has probably heard of Jeremy Roenick's calling out of Patrick Marleau...calling him gutless or referencing his heart. So I decided to play a little game on the Twitter to see where everyone thought that Patrick Marleau's guts had gone.
The hashtag was #wheresmarleausguts and here are some of my favorite responses:
vockeea said: Datsyuk stole those too
FightNightatJoe said: In the same place as Roenick's cup rings.
slater1991 said: I think Joe Thornton dove onto them and squished them.
Whoabot said: Hanging out with Thornton's spine and Setoguchi's balance.
ChrisDF0 said: Inside Kyle Wellwood's stomach.
jjhparker said: With Sharks fans general hockey knowledge.
gshumu said: On a beach with with @patrickroy sportsmenship and @twolinepass class.
...to which Ryan Lambert replied:
twolinepass and your spelling apparently. "sportsmenship" RT @gshumu
Awesome stuff. And don't worry if you don't follow the whole Twitterspeak and hashtag talk...it's a Jersey thing.