Drew's on IR for a few days here, so Sully and I are trying to take up the slack. I can bring the Chicago hate, Sully can bring the Phoenix mockery, but neither of us are movie gurus or Microsoft paint geniuses like Drew.  Thankfully, our readers picked up the slack. Reader DG had an idea in his head and knew he had to photoshop it. And with that, genius happened: 


Did you ever wake up after a bender, and the team you're playing on is owned by the league because nobody wants them, has no fans, and they're so bland that a fourth liner who posts funny things on Twitter is the only guy that anyone has heard of? That's Coyote Fugly.