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This is going to be an ongoing thing throughout the Stanley Cup Finals (at least).  If you're like me, and can't stand Chicago...tell us about it!  I want stories, thoughts, pictures, anything you can think of to promote my anti-Chicago movement.

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Let me start:

Story:

  • My brother-in-law's bachelor party was in Chicago and part of the deal was getting dragged to a Chicago Fire (MLS) game.  They were playing some team from Mexico called the Tigres, so naturally, I was cheering out loud for the Mexican team.  Tee-gah-rays! *clap-clap-clap* Tee-gah-rays! *clap-clap-clap*

Thought:

  • Is it just me, or is Chicago the Mitsubishi Eclipse of American cities?  The Eclipse is an alright looking car (I guess), but the people who drive them treat 'em like they're a freaking Lamborghini Diablo.   It's ridiculous.  NOHS Chris and I had a roommate (still a friend) who pimped out his Eclipse to the point that he threw on the scissor hinge doors and triple-tone candy paint...the thing looked like something out of a bad Paul Walker movie.  Yeah, Chicago is an alright town, but stop pretending it's like NYC or Stockholm because it isn't.