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Written by Andrew   
Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:45

Well since the feedback (when asked for) has been so positive, here is the 4th installment of my pre-game movie poster.

3/11: Minnesota Wild @ Detroit Red Wings

wildwildwestposter

Wild Wild West, Franzen, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, gun in this, Swedish runnin this, 
Zetterberg soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any play-off run that's in distress
Be out of of that mess when the Wings run the West
Rough neck so go check Tick Tock and abide
Watch your step with flex and get an Eaves in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react
You don't wanna see Bert's hand where your neck be at
With all of this, from the start of this
Runnin the game, the league's best tamin the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?

We going straight through the Wild Wild West
We going straight through the Wild Wild West

Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west
Mad men burned up all their equipment in the west
The Wild, got 70 points, nothin' less
Now we must put their behinds to the test (can you feel me)
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle
Bring all your boys in, here come the poison
Behind my back, all the bloggin' ya did,
Front and center, now where your lip at kid?
Who dat is? A Charlie Buckets, bad for your health
Lookin damn good though, if I could say it myself
Told me Pinky is a mad man, but I don't fear that
Got MGD too, ain't tryin to hear that
Tryin to bring down the D, the champion
When y'all Wild gon' see that it can't be done
Understand me son, Dats is the slickest they is, 
Helm the quickest they is, did I say Dats is the slickest they is?
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin, don't be startin nothin
Me and my Red Wings gonna test your chest, Latendresse
Can't stand the heat then get out the Wild Wild West

 



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Twig
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written by Twig, March 11, 2010
best one so far.
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written by DetCapC19, March 11, 2010
best one so far.


Yeah. Excellent use of the pinky picture as well.
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written by DetCapC19, March 11, 2010
Read the lyrics with this in the background:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEaX4ApC_EU

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written by Rob B, March 11, 2010
Fantastic. Also one of my favourite songs...smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Sarah{go wings}, March 13, 2010
Absolutely the best thing i ever read/saw ever ever ever... Pleeaassee make more of these fabulous posts! Just wow... thank you
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written by beanie168, March 17, 2010
How did I miss this? Hysterical! Love it.

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