As Drew showed you earlier, Chicago is the only city in the world that can go from almost dead last in attendance to telling you that they are best and most loyal fans in hockey. Even the least knowledgable hockey person in Detroit (cough Mitch Albom cough) would want to punch this guy in the face.
A lot of Blackhawks fans these days have a problem: they just don't understand hockey. So, can you support the team and still not quite get it?
And the icing, as in icing the puck? Icing is frosting, isn't it, on a cake? And a hat trick? That's for magicians. And the players hooking. Hooking? That's what bad women do. And what is a Zamboni?
Jesus, to the 4,000 actual fans in Chicago (the only ones that went to games just THREE years ago) , I feel bad for you. For the rest of the city, go screw yourself and go back to "supporting" the Cubbies.
Picture taken on 2/7/2007