Coyotes Suck.

Written by Chris on .

The Coyotes are not a very good hockey team, with two exceptions:

  • They are incredible at capitalizing on mistakes. 
  • They are pretty decent at keeping the Wings shots from the outside, but only when the Wings decide to only "kinda" try.

Other than that, they suck.  A boring, bloodsucking team owned by the king bloodsucker himself, Gary F'ing Bettman. Today, however, coupled with the Wings' average play in addition to the 43 powerplays in a row for the Coyotes, that was enough to win.

Note to Wings:  Play with the emotion that Abdelkader does and the puppy dogs won't have a chance.

Wings in seven.  Bitches.

And oh yeah, go f#@k youself Pierre.  (Really, Matthew Lombardi is a top "seven" skater in the league?)

 

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