Okay, so I'm almost the point of making up something stupid and I find this quote from Mike Babcock talking about Chicago Blackhawk captain, Jonathon Toews...
"He's a man-child, with a heavy butt, good for a hockey player."
It got a chuckle out of me. Babcock also paid Toews a compliment or two...but I'm not posting it. No praise for Chicago here. Not ever. Click on the link if you want.
"Ahh! He pinched me!"